A wife dragged her husband out on Black Friday to attend all the sales.
Midway through one particular mall, the wife noticed that her husband was missing.
Annoyed, she called him on his cellphone.
The wife said, “Where are you, you know we have lots of sales to get to?!”
He replied, “You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace?”
“I could not afford it at the time, and I said that one day I would get it for you?”
Little tears started to flow down his wife’s cheek and she got all choked up.
“Yes, I do remember that shop…” she replied.
The husband added,
“Well, I’m having a few beers at the bar right next to it.”
