Three Italian nuns arrive at the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter praises their virtuous lives and rewards them with six months back on Earth to be anyone and do anything they desire. Without hesitation, the first nun wishes to be Taylor Swift and vanishes in a puff of smoke. The second asks to be Madonna—and disappears just as quickly.
The third nun then says she wants to be Alberto Pipalini. St. Peter looks confused and asks who that is. The nun smiles and explains it’s the Italian man whose name appeared in a newspaper headline that read: “Madonna Gives Birth to Alberto Pipalini.”