Little Billy was at the local supermarket with his father
Little Billy, got tired of walking, so his Dad let him sit on his shoulders. As they walked Billy started pulling his Dad’s hair. His Dad asked him to stop numerous times but he kept on.
Eventually, Little Billy’s Dad got really annoyed and said, “Son Stop that immediately!”
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. “But, Daddy”, he replied, “I’m just trying to get my chewing-gum back”.
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A trucker stops at a red light, and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.”
The truck driver simply ignores them, the light changes, and he walks down the street.
At the next traffic light, the blonde catches up and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.”
He ignores her again and walks down the street.
At the next red light, the blonde takes a breath, knocks on the window, and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”
The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck.”
LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
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A blonde walked into a flight school
A blonde walked into a flight school, determined to learn how to fly.
With all the planes in use, the owner offered to teach her how to pilot a solo helicopter instead. He showed her the basics, started the helicopter for her, and sent her off.
After climbing to 1,000 feet, she radioed in: “I’m doing great! I love it up here!
The view is amazing, and I’m getting the hang of this.”
At 2,000 feet, she checked in again, saying how easy it was and how much fun she was having.
The instructor smiled, but as she climbed to 3,000 feet, he started to get worried since she hadn’t radioed in. Minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away. He rushed to the scene and pulled her from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, she replied: “I don’t know!
Everything was going fine, but as I went higher, it started getting cold. I can’t really remember much after I turned off the big fan!”