Two elderly men were talking about the woes of modern technology. “I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn password. The other one smiled.
“Oh really?
I can never forget mine!”
“How do you manage it?” asked the first guy curiously. …
..
. “Well, I simply set all my passwords to ‘Incorrect’ so that whenever I’m told that my password is incorrect, I’ll remember it!”
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, and said,
“How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.
Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?”
…
.. . And his lovely wife replies, “I don’t have any idea who it was.
It was some stupid woman wanting to know “if the coast is clear.”