An old man is selling watermelons. Its price list is 1 for $3, 3 for $10. A young man walks by and asks for a watermelon.
“That’d be 3 dollars”, says the old man. The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each. As the young man walks away, he turns around, smiles, and says, “Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9?
Maybe business is not your thing.”
The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, “People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business…”
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Have a nice day!! An Old Man Walks Up To The Counter Of A Pawn Shop. An old man walks up to the counter of a pawn shop with an old, weathered guitar: “I’d like your expert opinion on this guitar, how much do you think it’s worth?” asks the old man.
The pawnbroker looks it up and down. “Well I can tell right now that there’s a little warping in the neck, the lacquer is faded and there are scratches and dents all over it. It’s an old, well-played guitar but I don’t think it’s worth any more than twenty bucks.”
The old man reaches his hand out and says.
“Okay, if that’s what you think it’s worth, you have a deal!”
“Great!” Replies the pawnbroker, shaking his hand. “Here’s twenty bucks.” Says the old man. “I’ll buy it right now!”
The broker stops and suddenly looks confused.
“Wait, buy?” He asks. “Yes!” Smiles the old man as he flips the guitar over. “This one has a sticker price of $150, but now that I have your honest opinion I think twenty bucks is a great deal.”
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