A young guy overhears his coworkers talking about a “wild club downtown” and gets curious.
“What happens there?” he asks his older buddy.
His friend smirks. “Let’s just say… people go there to have a very good time.”
That Saturday night, the guy secretly follows his friends to the club.
Nervous, he walks in and tells the hostess, “Uh… I’m new. I wanna have a good time too.”
The hostess laughs, feels bad for the rookie, and sends him to the bar with three extra-strong cocktails.
A few hours later, he stumbles home. His roommates are waiting at the door.
“DUDE, where were you?!”
He grins proudly. “AT THE WILD CLUB!”
“Oh yeah? So… how was it?”
“Well… the first two went down easy…”
“…but after the third one, even my Uber driver started looking attractive.”