A husband came home to find his wife in tears. “I’ve been insulted,” she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me.”
“My mother!” he exclaimed.
“But she lives in a different city.”
“I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.”
He looked stern, “I see, but where does the insult come in?”
“In the postscript,” she answered. …
.. .
“It said: ‘Dear Alice, don’t forget to give this letter to George’.”
Love this joke? we hope it can make your day! Johnny walks into a general store, goes to the owner, and asks for a new job.
The owner says, “Do you think you are a good salesman?”
Johnny says, “I don’t know. I think so.”
The owner says, “I’ll tell you what. The next customer comes in, you watch me.
If you think you can do what I’m doing, you’ve got a new job!”
A customer comes in a few minutes later. The owner says, “Can I help you?”
The customer says, “Yes. I want to buy a bag of grass seed.”
“No problem,” Says the owner looking for a bag of grass seed.
“Do you think you might want a lawnmower with that?”
“Lawnmower?” says the customer
“Yes,” Says the owner. “If you plant that grass seed, you’re gonna have a lot of grass to cut. You may also want to buy a lawnmower too.”
The customer thinks it’s a great idea and accepts.
The owner sells him the grass seeds and the lawnmower, and the customer leaves. The owner turns to Johnny and says, “See that? That’s selling!
The guy wanted some grass seeds and I sold him a lawnmower too! Do you think you can do that?”
Johnny says, “Yeah, he can do that.”
So the owner says, “Great. The next customer who comes in is yours.
I will just stand here quietly and watch. We will see how you do. ”
A few minutes pass by and another customer enters.
Johnny says, “Can I help you?”
The customer says, “Yes. I want to buy a box of Tampax for my wife.”
“No problem,” says Johnny as he reaches for the box of Tampax. “Do you think you might want a lawnmower with that?”
“Lawnmower?” says the customer.
“Yeah,” says Johnny. “You’re not going to be doing anything else for the next 7 days, you might as well cut the grass!”
LOL!!! Hope this joke will make you smile!
Have a nice day! First day on the job, and this trainee already knows how to handle the big boss! A man starts his first day as a trainee at a big corporate empire.
Feeling bold, he picks up the phone and dials the pantry. “Get me a coffee, quickly!” he demands. But—oops!
He didn’t dial the pantry. A voice on the other end snaps back, “You fool! You’ve dialed the wrong extension!
Do you even know who you’re talking to, dumbo?!”
“No,” the trainee replies. The voice on the other end huffs, “It’s the CEO of the company, you fool!”
The trainee thinks for a second, then shouts back, “And do you know who YOU’RE talking to, you fool?!”
The CEO, now totally confused, asks, “No, who?”
The trainee replies, “Good!” and hangs up.