Funny story 1:
A husband texted his wife late at night, saying, “Hey, I’ll be home late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and cook my favorite dish before I return.”
But there was no reply…
So, he sent another text, “Oh, and by the way, I got a raise! At the end of the month, I’m buying you a new car.”
This time, his wife replied excitedly, “OMG, REALLY?”
He responded, “No, I just wanted to ensure you got my first message.”
Funny story 2:
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.
“Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband.
“To Las Vegas! I found out that men will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”
The man pondered that thought for a moment and then began packing his bags.
“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed. “I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”
The wife had faithfully attended to her husband
The wife had faithfully attended to her husband for several months, never missing a day by his bedside.
She watched over him, hoping and praying for a miracle, as he slipped in and out of consciousness.
Finally, her persistence was rewarded when her husband’s eyes opened, and he weakly motioned for her to come closer. His voice was weak and filled with emotion as he whispered, “You have been my rock through all my trials and tribulations.”
He recounted the terrifying and painful experience of being sh0t. He spoke of when he had lost his job, and his business failed.
Despite the challenges, his wife had never left his side, always offering her unwavering support and love throughout their tumultuous journey.
“Despite the devastating loss of our house, you chose to stand by my side and weather the storm together. Your persistent presence was a beacon of hope in my darkest times.”
”I will never forget how you tirelessly supported me, even as my health began to decline.
Our bond only grew stronger as we faced these complex challenges hand in hand.”
“Reflecting on those trying times, I can’t help but be amazed by your strength and resilience. You never wavered in your commitment to our relationship, and your steadfast love and understanding were the light that kept me going.”
”You have been with me all through the bad times.
You know what?” he asked.
The woman smiled tenderly, her heart swelling with affection. “What is it, love?” she asked softly. He hesitated for a moment before speaking his mind.
“I think you are bad luck.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!