A German girl married a Spanish man and moved to Spain. The only problem? She didn’t understand a single word of Spanish.
But she was clever.
Whenever she went to the butcher shop to buy chicken legs, she’d simply lift her skirt a little and point at her thighs. The shopkeeper would instantly understand and hand over exactly what she wanted.
Problem solved.
This little “system” worked perfectly… every single time.
Then one day, she wanted to buy bananas.
So what did she do?
She took her husband along to the shop.
…
Don’t rush—no dirty thinking here 😄
Because her husband spoke Spanish perfectly.