Little Johnny’s Hilarious Reaction to Dad’s Hammer Mishap

Little Johnny runs down the stairs in tears. His mother asked, “What’s wrong?” “Dad was hanging pictures, and he hit his thumb with the hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you are upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that; … Read more

What this nun confesses blows the priests mind

… Last night, a homeless man sought shelter in our walls, so we gave him a room and some new clothes. While he was changing, I peaked through the keyhole and I stared longingly at his penis.” The priest says: “Do not be ashamed, my child. Say a Hail Mary, wash your eyes in the … Read more