Come back in ten years!

Come back in ten years!

“What do you want?” The kid says, “I wanna get laid!” The Madam says, “Yeah,…
A mom takes her daughter to the doctor

A mom takes her daughter to the doctor

The doctor says, “Okay, what seems to be the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my…
When Eggs and Bologna Turn Into Lies

When Eggs and Bologna Turn Into Lies

My ex showed up on my doorstep one day, after I’d kicked him out. He…